Jager

Jager was going to be a member of the Canadian band Nightmare Million$. After the second Big D was kicked from  the band and ROK  had left A  turned to his best friend Hunter (Jager's real name). Hunter was hesitant to join but eventually accepted. In the summer between grades 7-8 Hunter performed an act of "almost" sexual assault on band founder A when they were alone together. A went to the police and stopped talking to Hunter. The police said it wasn't REALLY sexual assault and so they said it was "almost sexual assault." And so due to legal mumbo jumbo A has been forced to add "almost" before saying the word sexual assault. Jager was never in any songs.